John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Master of Joaquin, I’m pulling your Phoenix
Twisting your mind and smashing your weenis (metaphorically)
Blinded by booze, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name ’cause I’ll hear you scream
Master, master

Ok I didn’t see the movie but we can all agree Metallica was good for a bit.

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Multiverse madness abounds! John hops into an alternate universe where he is occasionally wrong! Alexx gains the skills of another Alexx who isn’t constantly talking about cloacas! At some point this movie is discussed.

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This same thing happened to me at Olive Garden once, but I didn’t make a dang movie crying about it.

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Our dream series wraps up with this Cameron Crowe attempt at scifi. A movie that dares ask tough questions like “what if Tom Cruise was slightly less handsome?”

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The fellas dive back into the dreamscape with this surreal animation. Alexx goes so deep into dream logic it affects his understanding of words and John has to turn into a giant baby to restore reality. Well, less of a turn than a slight shift.

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John and Alexx do a third level podcast about Inception. The kick? Their love.

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Start your new year off right by not watching this movie (or listen to Alexx and check it out). The boys peel off the layers of mystery in Glass Onion each finding very different things.

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The original bad boys of movie review podcasting flip the script and hang out with The Nice Guys. Alexx undoubtedly says something horrible yet brave and John sagely says correct things, but in a tough and cool way.

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John and Alexx retrace Nicolas Cage’s steps as he travels through Portland in search of his missing pig.

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You know how so many reboots aren’t a good as the originals? How they fail to capture the spark of what made the originals so exciting and fun? Well you won’t have to worry about that with Willow!

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