John and Alexx Hate Stuff

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away a quaint series of movies captured the world’s imagination. Star Wars, a dashing, fun, swashbuckling adventure, full of romance, intrigue and timeless themes. Decades years later the idiot behind LOST edited a bunch of scenes together in a frenetic blur designed to distract the audience from its intrinsic awfulness. The Rise of Skywalker: a movie that happened.
Also: Alexx stans Babu Frik.

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The boys get twisted while checking out the latest version of that warped clown everyone knows and loves: Joaquin Phoenix.

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A futuristic, cyberpunk Pinocchio that adds some new twists (female lead, slightly more gruesome violence) while keeping the classic bits we all know and love (doing yoga poses for your dad).

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Who better to discuss the feminism of this summer blockbuster than your favorite pair of sweaty, middle-aged white dudes! No, not those twins on the scooters, I’m talking about John and Alexx.

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’Twas brillig, and the podcast hosts
      Did quarantine in the bade:
All wobbly were the microphone posts,
      And bad puns were made.

Beware the John-erwock, my son!
The JAHS that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Alexxcast!
Funny poetic lines, etc!

To finish off our exploration of Tim Burton we watched “Alice in Wonderland”

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You know how in a lot of movies fish are too small?

Well buddy…you are in for a treat.

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In this ack-isode, John and Alexx continue their exploration of Tim Burton by discussing Mars Attacks! Spoiler: Alexx is a green skeleton, whilst John is red.

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Our look at the films of Tim Burton starts now with the 1988 comedy/horror classic Beetlejuice. Alexx asks some hard-hitting questions about 80s teeth, Winona Ryder and spelling; while John gets tossed into the worm-ridden wastes of Saturn.

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Enjoy your quarantine from a deadly disease by listening to the now-bunkered boys talk about a fictional deadly disease. This 1995 film has it all, bootstrap paradoxes, Bruce Willis’ butt cheeks and, I dunno, Brad Pitt. Also Alexx handles the lockdown by unleashing an insane conspiracy theory…or is it just crazy enough to work.

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Special guest comedian/actor/writer Ted Douglass tries to convince us that this movie isn’t terrible. We mostly agree, but man everyone in this movie sucks. Except Knives and that one guy with the face, he’s cool.

Alexx’s comic is on sale now at Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/l/sYgoE or Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/772153218/wyrms-addition-issue-1

Ted’s FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TedDouglassInc/

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