Accio hilarious movie commentary! Get it? Like one of the spells used in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Which, coincidentally, is the movie we comment upon during this episode. Enjoy!
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Episode 38 – Spider-Man: Homecoming
Well kids, put on your dancing shoes and ill-fitting suit jackets for tonight we go to homecoming… Spider-Man: Homecoming that is. Look, these things are hard to write. You try it sometime, smart guy. Sheesh, the nerve of you. Anyway, enjoy!
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Episode 37 – The Conjuring
Tonight *Insert Jump Scare* we braved the *Insert Jump Scare* haunted halls of *Insert Jump Scare* “The Conjuring” *Insert Creepy Doll*
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Episode 36 – Mandy
Episode 35 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Thirty days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
Thirty days ’til Halloween… John and Alexx Hate Stuff.
Tonight we pierce the veil between the realms to discuss Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Please pretend that John and I are wearing really shitty masks while talking…. it will make things just that much better.
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Episode 34 – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
John and Alexx Hate Stuff: Episode 34: Port of Call: Dank Basement Studio.
This is a special movie: a movie of drug use, of mystical lizards, of subdued Kilmer, and most importantly: a movie of questions: Such as: What happened to the fish? Where is the kibble? Is this movie a sequel? Is it a remake? Is it something else altogether? Fuck if I know. What I can tell you is: that: it’s: “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans” and:: we talked about::: it:::: Enjoy! : :
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Episode 33 – Airborne
Brah. We totally watched Airborne…. It certainly came out in the early 1990s. Go listen… and be… gnarly?
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Episode 32 – Justice League
Tonight, we celebrate the return of Martha’s son by watching “Justice League.” Then John and Alexx raced to the west coast- Spoiler alert: We already live on that coast and therefore the race was as stupid of an idea as this movie. Enjoy!
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Episode 31 – Escape to Victory w/ Matt Case
Pele? Check. Stallone? Check. Nazis? Check. What else could you ask for? That’s right, tonight we watched “Escape to Victory” with the help of special football correspondent Matt Case. Enjoy!
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Episode 30 – Sicilian Vampire
In this vampire-adjacent episode, John and Alexx watch Frank D’Angelo’s “Sicilian Vampire” then speak in Italian for no explicable reason.
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