Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

In this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering.

The Master

Master of Joaquin, I’m pulling your Phoenix
Twisting your mind and smashing your weenis (metaphorically)
Blinded by booze, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name ’cause I’ll hear you scream
Master, master

Ok I didn’t see the movie but we can all agree Metallica was good for a bit.