Strap on your rocket-skates and join us as we slog through the mire that is Jupiter Ascending. Caine… Wise.
On this discordant piano laden episode, John and Alexx tackle Stanley Kubrick’s final film “Eyes Wide Shut.” Thankfully the episode does not end in an orgy.
Episode 41, in which John and Alexx discuss Batman Returns. I don’t know about you, Miss Listener, but afterwards we felt so much…. yummier.
John and Alexx decided to watch Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, but who really made them decide? John and Alexx from the past/future… kind of like Kate Pryde, but less genetically abnormal, and with more bookshelves. Enjoy!
Accio hilarious movie commentary! Get it? Like one of the spells used in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Which, coincidentally, is the movie we comment upon during this episode. Enjoy!
Well kids, put on your dancing shoes and ill-fitting suit jackets for tonight we go to homecoming… Spider-Man: Homecoming that is. Look, these things are hard to write. You try it sometime, smart guy. Sheesh, the nerve of you. Anyway, enjoy!
Tonight *Insert Jump Scare* we braved the *Insert Jump Scare* haunted halls of *Insert Jump Scare* “The Conjuring” *Insert Creepy Doll*
Mandy. It’s a movie. We watched it. The world is better now.
Thirty days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
Thirty days ’til Halloween… John and Alexx Hate Stuff.
Tonight we pierce the veil between the realms to discuss Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Please pretend that John and I are wearing really shitty masks while talking…. it will make things just that much better.
John and Alexx Hate Stuff: Episode 34: Port of Call: Dank Basement Studio.
This is a special movie: a movie of drug use, of mystical lizards, of subdued Kilmer, and most importantly: a movie of questions: Such as: What happened to the fish? Where is the kibble? Is this movie a sequel? Is it a remake? Is it something else altogether? Fuck if I know. What I can tell you is: that: it’s: “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans” and:: we talked about::: it:::: Enjoy! : :