Episode Sick Day – The Perfect Weapon

John was too sick to handle watching Ready Player One. So here’s an old Alexxcast episode where John and Alexx discuss Steven Seagal’s “The Perfect Weapon.”

Regular JAHS returns next episode with Ready Player One.

Episode 67 – Doctor Mordrid

This doctor is a little…strange, but teaches us to laugh about love and inter-dimensional wizardy.

Episode 66 – Spawn

Man, this movie must have completed principle photography in South Africa, because talk about Cape-town! Yeah, I’m sorry too. Anyway, we watched Spawn.

Episode 65 – Watchmen

The role of superheroes as reactionary tools in a geopolitical hellscape is replaced by slow motion jumping. in the movie version of Watchmen. Alexx gets mad at computer passwords and John has read one book he won’t shut up about.

Episode 64 – Her

Hi. I’m an OS writing this episode description. Are you in love with me yet? No? Well, what about after I write you this piano piece? Good, now that you’re in love please enjoy John and Alexx’s discussion of Her.
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Also I’m in space now… with Poochie.

Bonus Episode – The Crow

This Devil’s night John and Alexx offer up a bonus episode discussing The Crow. Spoilers: they fire It up.

Episode 63 – Hereditary

Tonight John and Alexx finish the ritual started 62 episodes ago, bringing forth into this dimension a discussion of Hereditary.

It was a needlessly complex ritual.

Episode 61 – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift / Fast Five

Tonight we break the format of the show and discuss TWO movies! After finding out that The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift was such shit, we watched Fast Five. Amazingly, neither of us make a “Fast Five” hand-job joke.

Episode 60 – Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Place your brains into sexy Caucasian robot bodies and listen to John and Alexx discuss 2017’s Ghost in the Shell.