Episode 102 – Split

In this episode John and Alexx take the light to discuss M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split.” Though Alexx probably talks about M. Night Shyamalan’s “Glass” more often… is he an alt? The listening audience may never know.

Next episode: Nightcrawler

Episode 101 – A Knight’s Tale

Most charming anachronistic comedy/romances are much too afraid to have 45 minutes of jousting. This is not most charming anachronistic comedy/romances.

Next Episode: Split (2016)

Episode 100 – The Dark Knight Rises

Get your Bane voices ready, for tonight John and Alexx discuss The Dark Knight Rises.

Next Episode: A Knight’s Tale

Episode 99 – Arrival

When talking about “first contact” movies a select few come to mind. First, Contact, followed closely by First Contact. Does Arrival have what it takes to be part of that elite group, or is it terrible like The Arrival?

Next episode: The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

The Denver Library chats with Walter Chaw mentioned in the episode can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_RkfteRIOI&list=PLQPHvdgvOBPPE4pOKdkyVxfqDbu6Q_1ci

Episode 98 – Sonic the Hedgehog

John and Alexx spend an hour trying to not disclose just how much they know about Sonic porn. Instead they discuss 2021’s Sonic the Hedgehog.

Next episode: Arrival (2016)

Episode 97 – Zardoz

 “The John is good! The Alexx is evil! The Alexx shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the John shoots death and purifies the earth. . . . Zardoz has spoken.”
John and Alexx watched Zardoz. Now everything is different.

Next Episode: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

Bonus episode: Zack Snyder’s Justice League

John and Alexx decided to waste a collective 8 hours of their remaining time on this earth watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Now listen to them talk about it!

Episode 96 – Highlander 2: The Quickening

This movie forces you to feel the ennui of eternal life by being nothing but endless pain, confusion, and Christopher Lambert.

Next episode: Zardoz

Episode 95 – Suburban Sasquatch

The fellas dive into this no-budget creature feature with unexpected results. Alexx puts on his best duct tape and shows off some new vocal skills. Meanwhile, the sight of Bigfoot’s dong sends John into a Proustian reverie about his own filmmaking past.

Next episode: Highlander 2: The Quickening

Episode 94 – Uncut Gems

The Safdie brothers thriller is as multi-faceted as the titular gem itself. John sees Howard Ratner’s struggle as a microcosm of the human existence where we fruitlessly try to gain forward progress while trapped on the hamster wheel of modern existence. Alexx wants more dick jokes.

Next episode starts terrible movie month with “Suburban Sasquatch”