John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Have you ever been listening to all of Hawkwind’s albums at once while a bookcase of Terry Brooks novels falls on your skull? Congrats! You’ve got what it takes to write this 1983 fantasy film!

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Gritty, uncompromising and daring are no longer just words to describe Arby’s Big Beef ‘n Cheddar thanks to this 2014 thriller.

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In this episode John and Alexx take the light to discuss M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split.” Though Alexx probably talks about M. Night Shyamalan’s “Glass” more often… is he an alt? The listening audience may never know.

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Most charming anachronistic comedy/romances are much too afraid to have 45 minutes of jousting. This is not most charming anachronistic comedy/romances.

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Get your Bane voices ready, for tonight John and Alexx discuss The Dark Knight Rises.

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When talking about “first contact” movies a select few come to mind. First, Contact, followed closely by First Contact. Does Arrival have what it takes to be part of that elite group, or is it terrible like The Arrival?

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The Denver Library chats with Walter Chaw mentioned in the episode can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_RkfteRIOI&list=PLQPHvdgvOBPPE4pOKdkyVxfqDbu6Q_1ci

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John and Alexx spend an hour trying to not disclose just how much they know about Sonic porn. Instead they discuss 2021’s Sonic the Hedgehog.

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 “The John is good! The Alexx is evil! The Alexx shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the John shoots death and purifies the earth. . . . Zardoz has spoken.”
John and Alexx watched Zardoz. Now everything is different.

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John and Alexx decided to waste a collective 8 hours of their remaining time on this earth watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Now listen to them talk about it!

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This movie forces you to feel the ennui of eternal life by being nothing but endless pain, confusion, and Christopher Lambert.

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