John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Sion Sono couldn’t be bothered to make an interesting or coherent movie. So why should my write up of the episode be any different? Purple monkey dishwasher.

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In this Rashômon-isode John and Alexx fight to the death over a matter of honor: who drank the last White Claw. After the slap fight they discuss Ridley Scott’s “The Last Duel”.

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Fun romp or hateful sludge? The fellas wage a cold war over this James Bond throwback from 2014. Special Guest appearances by John’s partner Hazel as well as their cat Stursh. One provides helpful trivia, the other is hungry. Listen to find out which is which!

Next Episode: The Last Duel (2021)

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A joyful movie for the whole family! John admonishes dire theories about Totoro. The fellas then record a super dark episode discussing it.

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Body horror, occult magicks based on cured pork and the world saving power of arranged marriages – ya know, all the normal stuff you expect from a kids movie.

Miyazaki month rolls on with Ponyo!

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John and Alexx start their investigation into the works of Hayao Miyazaki with Porco Rosso. So far the investigation has turned up nothing but delight… and some light embezzlement. But mostly delight!

Next episode: Ponyo

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A mixup at the nerd factory caused this epic poem to be way too horny! Can lifeless CG bring it down to minimum safe levels? Find out in this episode!

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Nice entropy you got there. It’d be a shame if someone…reversed it. Maybe you listen to John and Alexx try to make sense of Christopher Nolan’s fussy little puzzlebox and that don’t happen.

Next episode: Beowulf (2007)

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In this zippo-trick of an episode, John and Alexx risk their very souls by watching 2005’s Constantine. Turns out that Alexx never had one and John sold his in 1996 for half a tuna melt. Win?

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After thousands of years of a secretive podcast breeding program, and a massive dose of space drugs, John and Alexx become the Kwis’cast Pod’erach, bringing jihad to all other podcasts. Erik Arneson (arnemancy.com) joins in to keep Alexx from making more horrible Kwisatz Haderach puns.
Find our review of David Lynch’s Dune on patreon.com/alexxbollen

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