Episode 38 – Spider-Man: Homecoming

Well kids, put on your dancing shoes and ill-fitting suit jackets for tonight we go to homecoming…┬áSpider-Man: Homecoming that is. Look, these things are hard to write. You try it sometime, smart guy. Sheesh, the nerve of you. Anyway, enjoy!

Episode 37 – The Conjuring

Tonight *Insert Jump Scare* we braved the *Insert Jump Scare* haunted halls of *Insert Jump Scare* “The Conjuring” *Insert Creepy Doll*

Episode 35 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Thirty days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
Thirty days ’til Halloween… John and Alexx Hate Stuff.
Tonight we pierce the veil between the realms to discuss Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Please pretend that John and I are wearing really shitty masks while talking…. it will make things just that much better.

Episode 34 – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

John and Alexx Hate Stuff: Episode 34: Port of Call: Dank Basement Studio.

This is a special movie: a movie of drug use, of mystical lizards, of subdued Kilmer, and most importantly: a movie of questions: Such as: What happened to the fish? Where is the kibble? Is this movie a sequel? Is it a remake? Is it something else altogether? Fuck if I know. What I can tell you is: that: it’s: “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans” and:: we talked about::: it:::: Enjoy! : :

Episode 32 – Justice League

Tonight, we celebrate the return of Martha’s son by watching “Justice League.” Then John and Alexx raced to the west coast- Spoiler alert: We already live on that coast and therefore the race was as stupid of an idea as this movie. Enjoy!

Episode 31 – Escape to Victory w/ Matt Case

Pele? Check. Stallone? Check. Nazis? Check. What else could you ask for? That’s right, tonight we watched “Escape to Victory” with the help of special football correspondent Matt Case. Enjoy!

Episode 30 – Sicilian Vampire

In this vampire-adjacent episode, John and Alexx watch Frank D’Angelo’s “Sicilian Vampire” then speak in Italian for no explicable reason.

 

Episode 29 – Event Horizon

Hoc eventu alexx et alexx intrare spatium foramen nigrum in nuper 90s horror ‘Vicis Horizon “… Et timere, latine. (In this episode John and Alexx enter the black hole of late 90s space horror “Event Horizon”… Be afraid, in Latin.)